dear universe:

please let me get a call for another job bc i desperately want to quit this one bc i am exhausted and it is severely impacting my mental health

ty

(Source: bleehee)

adventuresinchemistry:

I know this is horrifically late, but I made one of these for the science side of tumblr!

(Source: you-are-nature)

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landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

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pxppunkprincess:

I was waving my hand above him and i cannot stop laughing

crimsonbladealex:

jimdoesntcarrey:

we’ve spent 7 weeks in a photoshop class at school and this is all my friend has to show for it

image

Time well spent.

geekysideburns:

Fig Newtons from earlier

ravesexuall:

literallysame:

this is terrible and so funny at the same time omg imagine sitting with your family at your table for dinner and seeing your dad or mom just start trippin balls 

imagine being the only vegetarian

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congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet